Scary Sand-Witch!

Scary scary sand-witch
She is going to get you
She will rise up from her bed
Creep out
From in between the bread...
You'll smell her
Cuz her feet
Are made of deli meat,
That's strange indeed
But do not underestimate
Her speed
Don't think you can escape
Her pickled face
And lettuce hair
She will find you anywhere
And she will shoot
Tomatoes
From her nose
And ooze cheese
From her knees
And you'll say "please!"
"Scary sand-witch no!!!"
You'll try to make her
Let you go
But she will not...
You can't defeat her...
You can't, unless you want to eat her!

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Ice Cream Dreams

What am I to do?
When all I can do
Is dream of ice cream!
The sweet tasty treat...
Chocolate fudge,
Peanut butter
SO yummy
Frozenly pleasing
My warm little tummy.
Is there any way
I could eat it all day?
Every day
Could I savor
Each and every flavor?
Oh yes indeed
I think I could do that
And I'd be so happy,
So happy and fat!