Slobberific

Beads in my bed
And clothes on my floor
Boxes of garbage
Blocking up my door
Bowls of old food
Piled up on my dresser
Books off of shelves
I am sadly a messer

The messiest messer
The cluttery kind
All of my things
Take me so long to find

And it's not just my room
It spills into my car
The keys to which
I never know where they are

So chaotic you see
One might think I am crazy
But the mess, I confess
Is just cuz I'm so lazy :(