Why you should never clean your windows...

I was just relaxing

Enjoying my reading

While a robin outside

Was flying and tweeting

The weather was warm

Everything was so swell

Until I heard a smack

Then things weren't so well

That bird hit the window

I saw feathers splatter

I was almost surprised

That the glass did not shatter

The poor wounded robin 

Lay gasping for air

So I rang the police

But they did not care

Then I called up a friend

And she calmly said "hey,

This happens a lot

The bird will be okay"

And sure enough 

It got up off the ground

For a second just stood there

Not moving around

It was kinda creepy

I'm not gonna lie 

But I no longer feared

That the robin would die

So I turned away 

It was time to move on

And when I looked back

My dear robin was gone.

*Inspired by real recent life events*

Lint

Where do you come from
Little belly button lint?
I find you all the time!
Can you please give me a hint?
Are you planted by small elves, 
Trying to make me cray?
Sending me a message
To shower everyday?
It's an unsolvable mystery
Unlike any other
It clogs my favorite body part
And certainly's a bother 
Please tell me why this happens 
I can't go on not knowing
Until then my belly button
Will look like it is snowing!