First of all...let me just preface this by saying I have oodles and doodles of respect for troubled poets with large vocabularies who write poems with many hidden meanings, BUT that styzle has just never worked for me. Here I present to you my collection of poems, most of which rhyme and most of which are about silly things that I think about during the course of a day. I guess I just think in rhyme or something. So I hope I make you wiggle and giggle, chortle and snortle. Whatever it is you do just please enjoy these because they do mean a lot to me.

...and I'm sorry for all you punctuation freaks, but I don't know how to properly punctuate my poems, nor do I really care...