Sometimes when they're cold
And sometimes when they're tired
Some boys will wear some sweatpants
When real pants are not required
They like the soft smooth cotton
And the stretchable elastic
It allows easy access
Now this can be a problem
Though they don't mean to divulge
But sometimes through their sweatpants
You can see a little bulge.
For some this happens rarely
For some it's all the time
And if it's out in public
It is indeed a crime!