The Partial Package

Sometimes when they're cold

And sometimes when they're tired

Some boys will wear some sweatpants

When real pants are not required

They like the soft smooth cotton

And the stretchable elastic

It allows easy access

For their hands, and that's fantastic!

Now this can be a problem

Though they don't mean to divulge

But sometimes through their sweatpants

You can see a little bulge.

For some this happens rarely

For some it's all the time

And if it's out in public

It is indeed a crime!